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Kyla and hisa banjoa ina hisa youtha 

(It's a joke, Kyle! - Banjo players really have no sense of humor) 

                      Do you know what you call a banjo player without a girfriend?  ---- 

                   Homeless!

                                                  A banjo player and guitar player fall from a plane;

                                                  Which hits the ground first? ----

                                                                                              The guitar player; the banjo player

                                                                                              had to stop to tune  

                                                  A banjo and an accordian are thrown from the top of the

                                                  Empire State Building; which hits the ground first? ----        

                                                                                              Who cares? 

                                                  What's the difference between a Harley and a banjo?  ----                                                                                              You can tune a Harley

                                                  What's the difference between a banjo and a chain saw?  ----

                                                                                              The chain saw has an off switch

                                                  What's the difference between a guitar player and a banjo player? ----

                                                                                              About 30 points on the IQ index    

                                                  What's the difference between a fiddle and a violin?  ----

                                                                                              Doesn't matter, neither of 'em's a banjo

                                                  When do banjo breaks sound the best?  ----

                                                                                              When they're over

                                                  How do you make a banjo player slow down?  ----

                                                                                              Put some sheet music in front of him

                                                  How is lightning like a banjo players fingers?  ----

                                                                                              Neither strikes twice in the same place

                                                  How can you get six banjo players to play in harmony?  ----

                                                                                              Only give one of 'em a banjo

                                                  What has 16 legs and 3 teeth?  ----

                                                                                              The front row of a banjo player workshop

                                                  Why do banjo players love family reunions?  ----

                                                                                              It's a great place to look for a wife....

                                                  How does a banjo player tune-up?  ----

                                                                                             He taps a tuning fork on a hard surface, listens

                                                                                             to a clear bell-like tone, then makes sure none

                                                                                             of his strings duplicate that tone....

                                                 What do you call someone who follows real bluegrass musicians around  ? ---

                                                                                             A banjo player! (Thanks Brenda M.)